Thursday, November 27, 2003

Today's Track : The Cure - There Is No If

You know when the moon is full supposedly some people turn into werewolves? I think when it rains or snows some drivers become morons. Yesterday morning I saw a car go around a turn too fast and slide onto someone’s lawn, taking out two small trees in the process. Luckily there were no pedestrians walking by.

I found out yesterday that eating too much sushi can be bad for your liver because of the toxins in sushi. Toxins? I thought sushi was super healthy! So much for my sushi diet. After this weekend’s all-you-can-eat-to-the-death sushi birthday dinner for Lindy, I’m going to eat sushi in moderation. Those Japanese people aren’t too fond of their liver huh? They drink in excess and they eat sushi. Their diet is like one big fuck you to the liver.

Speaking of the Japanese – Tom Cruise has a new movie coming out called the Last Samurai. Tell me the Japanese aren’t pissed off about this movie. First the Americans nuke their country and now they claim to be the last samurais? Those crazy Americans are just pissing everyone off these days. And to think the Japanese have done nothing but been the best of friends to the Americans in recent years. Remember Mr.Miyagi? He didn’t have to help Daniel-san with that crane kick. But he did. Damn those ungrateful, arrogant, insolent Americans!

Ending on a brighter note, it’s American Thanksgiving and I’m very thankful for one thing – Thursday night football!! Go Dolphins go!!

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